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Winter post
Dec. 2nd, 2007 | 01:08 pm
Internet from Hereford is so rubbish I may have to limit my posts to one per season.
Hope everyone is well. Well, obviously not everyone or I wouldn't have a job. But I do hope YOU are well and that if you are you remain happy and disease-free. If not then get well soon.
Christmas and New Years are a write-off due to sadistic on-call scheduling but will hopefully make it to Hog thing in December.
Hope everyone is well. Well, obviously not everyone or I wouldn't have a job. But I do hope YOU are well and that if you are you remain happy and disease-free. If not then get well soon.
Christmas and New Years are a write-off due to sadistic on-call scheduling but will hopefully make it to Hog thing in December.
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Jun. 21st, 2007 | 02:44 pm
mood: 
surprised
Just had 2 months of exams followed by shadowing my job so not much time for updates. Apologies to those who've tried to invite me out to things, I've just been stupidly busy.
As of friday I am now a doctor. I start my Hereford FY1 job in August so will try to make it up to Birmingham before then or I'm not going to see people for ages.
Hopefully see you all soon.
As of friday I am now a doctor. I start my Hereford FY1 job in August so will try to make it up to Birmingham before then or I'm not going to see people for ages.
Hopefully see you all soon.
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Jan. 10th, 2007 | 11:30 am
Which ABBA member are you ?
This pointless quiz was made by TMO
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Jan. 8th, 2007 | 09:36 am
I'm typing this in the GP practice in Chasetown, which is a charming little slum somewhere north of Brownhills (somewhere north of Walsall, which is somewhere north of Birmingham). So it's pretty north, and almost impossible to find. Sadly I realised last night that my GPS receiver thingy had disappeared. Cue 2 hours of frustrated searching and swearing (when I should really have been revising for finals next week), before I finally gave up in the early(ish) hours of this morning. All this meant that I had to find my way here today after 4 hours of sleep using an ancient A-Z of Birmingham which sadly stopped slightly short of Chasetown. God knows how I got here but I did. Now if make it through this mornings surgery without falling asleep in front of my patients
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On the 15th day of christmas my true love gave to me... seven cannibalistic triops
Dec. 15th, 2006 | 06:23 pm
Past month has been spent working in alcohol & drug rehab and watching my triops eat each other. Now have two left and things aren't looking good for the small one.
Discovered that Binky the kitten loves cheese (and has hence been redesignated 'Binky the mouse'), and that he will spend hours chasing a laser dot without getting bored. Stupid animal.
Off to London this weekend to meet some of Becky's friends. Seeing as I haven't met them before it would be nice to make a good impression so I'm planning to get wasted and make a tit of myself.
Christmas has been cancelled due to another lot of finals exams in the new year. I start back on the 2nd jan :-(
Discovered that Binky the kitten loves cheese (and has hence been redesignated 'Binky the mouse'), and that he will spend hours chasing a laser dot without getting bored. Stupid animal.
Off to London this weekend to meet some of Becky's friends. Seeing as I haven't met them before it would be nice to make a good impression so I'm planning to get wasted and make a tit of myself.
Christmas has been cancelled due to another lot of finals exams in the new year. I start back on the 2nd jan :-(
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I'm a big girl :-(
Sep. 11th, 2006 | 03:00 am
mood: 
pissed off
Was finding it hard enough to sleep with final exam worries. Then heard a weird noise coming from the blinds above my head. Switched my lamp on and there was a massive house spider crawling towards me.
Result: Blinds are now completely smashed beyond all recognition (luckily the window survived the onslaught), there is spider gunk on my shoe and spider bits on my bed and I feel even less like sleeping. Bastard, bastard things.
Apologies to anyone who doesn't like to hear about spiders being killed. Don't try any of those 'but they eat all the crawly and fly-ey things' arguments though. I like insects. Spiders can fuck off.
Binky the kitten loves spiders. Wish he wouldn't leave their legs lying around though.
EDIT 7.22 AM
Woke up after 3 hours of sleep to find another huge house spider staring down at me from the ceiling. Slain with fancy-dress sword. Am now utterly tired and pissed off.
Result: Blinds are now completely smashed beyond all recognition (luckily the window survived the onslaught), there is spider gunk on my shoe and spider bits on my bed and I feel even less like sleeping. Bastard, bastard things.
Apologies to anyone who doesn't like to hear about spiders being killed. Don't try any of those 'but they eat all the crawly and fly-ey things' arguments though. I like insects. Spiders can fuck off.
Binky the kitten loves spiders. Wish he wouldn't leave their legs lying around though.
EDIT 7.22 AM
Woke up after 3 hours of sleep to find another huge house spider staring down at me from the ceiling. Slain with fancy-dress sword. Am now utterly tired and pissed off.
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Moooo!
Aug. 23rd, 2006 | 07:08 pm
location: Hereford
mood: 
lonely
music: Mr Scruff - The Whale Song
I'm doing A&E in Hereford. It's very rural, reminding me of my beloved Devon. So far I've seen one farmer who was gored in the arm by a bull and another who was bitten on the eye and testicles by an angry bullock (he didn't seem very keen to explain how it happened). There have been several other agricultural injuries and it makes a nice change from all the stabbings, gunshot wounds and drug overdoses I'm used to seeing in Birmingham emergency units.
Unfortunately there isn't much to do here. I can't even visit the nearby cider museum because they stole my weeks allowance for a parking permit deposit.
Have to do two weeks of this before I can come back to Brum so won't be around for a while.
Unfortunately there isn't much to do here. I can't even visit the nearby cider museum because they stole my weeks allowance for a parking permit deposit.
Have to do two weeks of this before I can come back to Brum so won't be around for a while.
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Aug. 15th, 2006 | 01:04 am
mood: dirty
music: RUN DMC - It's Like That
"Water Sports (piss or golden showering) may involve pissing on or into someone elses clothes or skin" is one of many sentences which I find disturbing in my genito-urinary medicine handbook helpfully provided by the med school. Pissing on or INTO someone else's skin?
Other worrying things: In the helpful list of sexual practices, 'fucking' and 'body massage' come right at the bottom, well below 'water sports', 'daisychaining', 'anal fisting' and 'playing with quantities of faeces', giving the impression that straightforward sex or a simple back massage are acts of unimaginable depravity.
"When asking about the patients sexual orientation, ask if they have sex with men, with women, or with both. Speak slowly when asking this question."
WHY? WHY SLOWLY? SO I CAN SAVOUR THE UNCOMFORTABLE ATMOSPHERE?
"Oil based lubricants include baby oil, skin moisturisers, olive or other vegetable oils, massage oils, butter, margarine, petroleum jelly and anti-fungal pessaries."
Excuse me? Who the hell uses anti-fungal pessaries for lubrication? Who uses butter, for that matter?
This week I'm on placement at the Whittal Street G.U.M. clinic so if you have an appointment there make sure to say hi. I won't be around for a while after that as I have a two week A&E rotation in Hereford and will have to live in the hospital :-(
Other worrying things: In the helpful list of sexual practices, 'fucking' and 'body massage' come right at the bottom, well below 'water sports', 'daisychaining', 'anal fisting' and 'playing with quantities of faeces', giving the impression that straightforward sex or a simple back massage are acts of unimaginable depravity.
"When asking about the patients sexual orientation, ask if they have sex with men, with women, or with both. Speak slowly when asking this question."
WHY? WHY SLOWLY? SO I CAN SAVOUR THE UNCOMFORTABLE ATMOSPHERE?
"Oil based lubricants include baby oil, skin moisturisers, olive or other vegetable oils, massage oils, butter, margarine, petroleum jelly and anti-fungal pessaries."
Excuse me? Who the hell uses anti-fungal pessaries for lubrication? Who uses butter, for that matter?
This week I'm on placement at the Whittal Street G.U.M. clinic so if you have an appointment there make sure to say hi. I won't be around for a while after that as I have a two week A&E rotation in Hereford and will have to live in the hospital :-(
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Jul. 18th, 2006 | 05:34 pm
location: Doctors office
mood: hot
music: Radiohead - Airbag
Sorry about the lack of updates recently. I'm slowly being worked to death.
In fact... what am I thinking, wasting time on LJ? I should be working.
Oh ok, I'll take 2 minutes out from learning about hernias.
This week I have been:
Doing my poor over-worked house officer's jobs for her
Filling in my surgical log book all over again after I lost the last one whilst running around trying to resuscitate a patient.
Getting covered in blood every single day (have now resorted to wearing black shirt and trousers which is a pain in this heat)
Having crazy men insist on showing me their testicles, even though the reason they'd come in was for a chest infection.
Building a shiny new computer
Blowing up the hard drives originally intended for the computer
Finding out that Psycho Will likes to wander round the house naked in the dark
Lying awake at night listening to the generator powering the traffic lights outside my window.
Growing pumpkins
Playing with Puss
K, maybe I'm not quite that busy :-)
Not so keen on LJ any more. Particularly all those memes that go "tell me 10 reasons why you think I'm such a great person" or "Would you 1) felate me? 2) let me lick whipped cream from your scrotum? 3) engage with myself and a group of random drugged-up strangers in a massive orgy of perversions including shrimping, docking, anal flowering and bagpiping" or the ones where you just let everyone know what an exciting life you've had by listing all the extremely naughty things you've ever done (eg have you ever 1) had sex 2) had sex with an animal 3) raped and murdered someone 4) raped and murdered an animal 5) bought a coldplay CD and then listened to it while raping and murdering several baby animals in front of a group of horrified toddlers whilst dressed as father christmas).
Not sure what some people are trying to prove.
Maybe I'm just bitter cos I don't have time for memes any more.
No idea what all that was about, I blame the heat.
PS. The answers are yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes.
In fact... what am I thinking, wasting time on LJ? I should be working.
Oh ok, I'll take 2 minutes out from learning about hernias.
This week I have been:
Doing my poor over-worked house officer's jobs for her
Filling in my surgical log book all over again after I lost the last one whilst running around trying to resuscitate a patient.
Getting covered in blood every single day (have now resorted to wearing black shirt and trousers which is a pain in this heat)
Having crazy men insist on showing me their testicles, even though the reason they'd come in was for a chest infection.
Building a shiny new computer
Blowing up the hard drives originally intended for the computer
Finding out that Psycho Will likes to wander round the house naked in the dark
Lying awake at night listening to the generator powering the traffic lights outside my window.
Growing pumpkins
Playing with Puss
K, maybe I'm not quite that busy :-)
Not so keen on LJ any more. Particularly all those memes that go "tell me 10 reasons why you think I'm such a great person" or "Would you 1) felate me? 2) let me lick whipped cream from your scrotum? 3) engage with myself and a group of random drugged-up strangers in a massive orgy of perversions including shrimping, docking, anal flowering and bagpiping" or the ones where you just let everyone know what an exciting life you've had by listing all the extremely naughty things you've ever done (eg have you ever 1) had sex 2) had sex with an animal 3) raped and murdered someone 4) raped and murdered an animal 5) bought a coldplay CD and then listened to it while raping and murdering several baby animals in front of a group of horrified toddlers whilst dressed as father christmas).
Not sure what some people are trying to prove.
Maybe I'm just bitter cos I don't have time for memes any more.
No idea what all that was about, I blame the heat.
PS. The answers are yes, no, yes, yes, yes, no, yes, yes.
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Apr. 25th, 2006 | 06:37 am
Thanks everyone.
The riots have calmed down now and there are Australian soldiers everywhere so I should be fine, once I learn how to cope without alcohol which has been banned because of the riots. The other students were evacuated to Australia but I couldn't afford to change my flights back to England so I'm in the hut by myself and having to make friends with the locals. I've found another internet cafe but it's expensive and hard to get to so I probably won't use it much.
See you all in a couple of months.
The riots have calmed down now and there are Australian soldiers everywhere so I should be fine, once I learn how to cope without alcohol which has been banned because of the riots. The other students were evacuated to Australia but I couldn't afford to change my flights back to England so I'm in the hut by myself and having to make friends with the locals. I've found another internet cafe but it's expensive and hard to get to so I probably won't use it much.
See you all in a couple of months.
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The Solomon Islands
Apr. 19th, 2006 | 09:09 pm
I made it here ok and spent this morning delivering babies.
There is rioting in protest at the new Prime Minister. A lot of buildings have been burnt down and there are mobs of drunk protesters roaming the streets who've threatened us and thrown stones at the windows. I've been evacuated to the British High Commission. Hopefully things will calm down soon and I can move back to the hosptial. Don't think I'll be able to email from now on though as it looks like the internet cafe there has been torched. Wish me luck.
There is rioting in protest at the new Prime Minister. A lot of buildings have been burnt down and there are mobs of drunk protesters roaming the streets who've threatened us and thrown stones at the windows. I've been evacuated to the British High Commission. Hopefully things will calm down soon and I can move back to the hosptial. Don't think I'll be able to email from now on though as it looks like the internet cafe there has been torched. Wish me luck.
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Apr. 14th, 2006 | 06:32 pm
Exams are over and I'm off to the Solomon Islands for a couple of months. Most of you probably wouldn't have noticed if I hadn't posted this. Any requests for stuff?
Also, found this whilst looking for something completely different: http://wildlifeonlesvos.org/index.html
It's the Lesbian Wildlife Hospital :-)
Also, found this whilst looking for something completely different: http://wildlifeonlesvos.org/index.html
It's the Lesbian Wildlife Hospital :-)
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Mar. 27th, 2006 | 06:59 pm
I'm in the Daily Mail today.
*sigh*
*sigh*
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Feb. 26th, 2006 | 03:22 pm
mood: 
okay
music: Space is gonna do me good - Frank Black
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Broken heart and broken bones
Feb. 10th, 2006 | 01:28 pm
The more miserable I get, the worse things get.
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All work for Psych Exams make Finn go mad
Jan. 31st, 2006 | 01:20 pm
mood: 
crazy
music: They're coming to take me away, HA HA!
La la la la la la la la
Mmmm, antipsychoticy goodness
La la la la la la la la
Mmmm, antipsychoticy goodness
La la la la la la la la
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Jan. 17th, 2006 | 12:28 pm
 | Dear Cupid, This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department. | |||
Yartek heard that Yartek had dumped me and sent me an inflatable Sapphrine. Snooo and I shared a wonderful tryst with a dildo built for two. nietzsche_baby gave me an STD which makes my skeleton want to jump out of my body. | ||||
So as you can see it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Sallamino hook up with me this Valentine's day? Sincerely, spartacus82 | ||||
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Jan. 12th, 2006 | 07:13 pm
| Greed: | Low | |
| Gluttony: | Low | |
| Wrath: | Very Low | |
| Sloth: | Low | |
| Envy: | Very Low | |
| Lust: | Low | |
| Pride: | Very Low |
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Jan. 9th, 2006 | 11:22 pm
My penis's new name is Winnie the Terrifying Weapon of Mass Destruction.
Take Name Your Penis by badasstronaut. today!
Created with Rum and Monkey's Name Generator Generator.